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by The Lazy GM
27 Feb 2018, 11:35:50
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day N+9: Doesn't really matter to me
Replies: 16
Views: 759

Re: Day N+9: Doesn't really matter to me

Thanks for playing, everyone.

Now that we're done, I suppose the question now is... who do you think was behind each GM mask?
by The Lazy GM
15 Feb 2018, 19:52:23
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Before I go... you should *gasp* know that I've... always...

*ZZZT*

Simulation terminated.
by The Lazy GM
15 Feb 2018, 19:51:28
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Ryvvn wrote:What do we do if the day never ends because the GM’s been shot?


(You go see Black Panther. It's amazing.)
by The Lazy GM
15 Feb 2018, 16:24:03
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

You really shouldn't have done that.
*wheez*
What'd I ever do to you?
by The Lazy GM
15 Feb 2018, 15:35:08
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Bang! dferrantino has shot The Lazy GM!

Hey, wait, no...
by The Lazy GM
15 Feb 2018, 07:23:42
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

RaveBomb wrote:I live? I LIVE!

You call that living? :facepalm:
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 19:38:02
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Fine, I updated the player list for you.
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 19:37:00
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Ryvvn wrote:Lazy GM,

Can you please provide a short list of who is still alive in this game?


That sounds an awful lot like work.
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 19:32:12
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

To the current Seer, your result from last night is: Your target is Human.
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 19:26:21
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Well, nobody's bothering to tally votes so I guess I'll just wing it.

sphenodont is lynched.

He was a Human at the moment of his death.

rekard is mauled.

He was a Human at the moment of his death.
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 19:22:49
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

I guess I should get around to wrapping up the day or something? Let's see...
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 18:18:03
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Bang! rekard has shot dferrantino!

dferrantino was a Human at the moment of his death.
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 18:13:35
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Bang! dferrantino has shot rekard!

rekard was a Human at the moment of his death.
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 16:20:28
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Just to make it a formal statement:

The GM says this:


I'm not lazy about people abusing Overlord powers. Confine your shenanigans to the realm of mortals, please.
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 16:00:45
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Bang! Visigoth has shot...

waiiiiiit a minute.

Ahem.

Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
Click.
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 15:59:58
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Bang! Visigoth has shot dferrantino!

dferrantino was a Human at the moment of his death.
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 14:00:22
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Bang! dferrantino has shot RaveBomb!

RaveBomb was Human at the moment of his death.
by The Lazy GM
14 Feb 2018, 13:59:44
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Bang! RaveBomb has shot Admetus!

Admetus was Human at the moment of his death.
by The Lazy GM
13 Feb 2018, 20:36:45
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Are you complaining about the fact that the label on the tin matches the contents inside? :eyebrow:
by The Lazy GM
13 Feb 2018, 19:25:13
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Oh, and it's worth pointing out:

I am a Very Lazy GM, and will only be enforcing the rules and restrictions/limitations as lazily as possible.

Which is to say: You are encouraged to try and get away with as much rule-bending and -breaking as you think you can get away with.
by The Lazy GM
13 Feb 2018, 19:23:38
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Now that you're done with Omega's little game, it's time to play my game. There are four roles: Vigilante Seer PM Wolf PM me which role you want. The first person to PM for their choice of role gets it. If you don't get your role of choice, you may try again. One role request per PM, and you must wa...
by The Lazy GM
13 Feb 2018, 19:17:12
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

But that is not the end. Just AN end.
by The Lazy GM
13 Feb 2018, 19:16:56
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Fine then. Three of you tie Visigoth up. He gives some long-winded speech about buried treasure, pirate gold, a secret map. Maybe throws in a line about how you could all be rich as part of his new pirate crew. But you'd all rather get back home from your cruise, so you tie him to the ship's spare a...
by The Lazy GM
13 Feb 2018, 19:15:05
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Role PMs
Replies: 2
Views: 224

Re: Role PMs

Oh look, some new Role PMs seem to have appeared. I wonder what those are for.
by The Lazy GM
13 Feb 2018, 19:14:30
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Player List
Replies: 1
Views: 301

Re: Player List

More Passengers
Admetus
Visigoth
RaveBomb
7-zark-7

Dead:
Ryvvn
jrsthethird
Omega
Clearasday
dferrantino
The Fairy Catmother
Aldax
rekard
DastardlyOldMan
sphenodont
by The Lazy GM
13 Feb 2018, 19:10:43
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Are we done now? No last-minute RaveBombing?
by The Lazy GM
13 Feb 2018, 16:43:46
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

rekard wrote:Who is the liar?


Statistically speaking, it's probably one of you.
by The Lazy GM
12 Feb 2018, 19:11:32
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Re: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

The day will be extended another 24 hours or so to give you all a chance to stop emulating my glorious self.
by The Lazy GM
11 Feb 2018, 23:14:48
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands
Replies: 74
Views: 2046

Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

Wow, you guys really don't like Aldax I guess?

I mean, you did catch him red-handed while he was throwing an innocent Ryvvn overboard, but did you really have to bludgeon him to death with your dinner spoons? He's a mutineer, not a vampire...
by The Lazy GM
09 Feb 2018, 21:48:25
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 4: U.S. Virgin Islands
Replies: 12
Views: 481

Re: Day 4: U.S. Virgin Islands

Ryvvn wrote:He hasn’t really directed us to do anything(?)


Go.. find some wolves or something? Your Generalissimo commands, yada yada...
by The Lazy GM
09 Feb 2018, 17:54:04
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 4: U.S. Virgin Islands
Replies: 12
Views: 481

Re: Day 4: U.S. Virgin Islands

Well, whatever. Game on!
by The Lazy GM
09 Feb 2018, 17:22:40
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 4: U.S. Virgin Islands
Replies: 12
Views: 481

Re: Day 4: U.S. Virgin Islands

Dammit, that wasn't the right account to post that with.
by The Lazy GM
09 Feb 2018, 17:21:46
Forum: S.S. Ozymandias
Topic: Day 4: U.S. Virgin Islands
Replies: 12
Views: 481

Day 4: U.S. Virgin Islands

It is I! Your beloved Generalissimo! I am here to rescue you from all these dangerous mutineers! Like that sphenodont fellow I just accidentally crushed beneath the treads of my personal helicopter! Such a tragedy! And yet our hearts are filled with joy at a horrible mutineer being put to death with...
by The Lazy GM
21 Apr 2017, 12:58:32
Forum: The Village Pub III
Topic: F5 - The Refresh Strikes Back
Replies: 2394
Views: 107707

Re: F5 - The Refresh Strikes Back

I think it's technically true, Morty. I mean, you did bury this timeline's version of you in the backyard, so it wasn't really *you* that made those posts there on TWG1...
by The Lazy GM
21 Apr 2017, 07:23:04
Forum: The Village Pub III
Topic: F5 - The Refresh Strikes Back
Replies: 2394
Views: 107707

Re: F5 - The Refresh Strikes Back

There isn't anybody else, Morty. Haven't you been paying attention? It's just me and you, Morty. Forever. And we're going to keep going on adventures playing the Wolf Game, Morty. And if anybody gets in the way, Morty, I'll get rid of them! Just like I got rid of your dad!
by The Lazy GM
20 Apr 2017, 11:08:49
Forum: The Village Pub III
Topic: F5 - The Refresh Strikes Back
Replies: 2394
Views: 107707

Re: F5 - The Refresh Strikes Back

A little under two years ago I changed jobs. Then a merger happened. But seeing the Rick and Morty post made me realize how much I missed you guys (well, except 7z7). So I'm guess what I'm saying is... I don't like doors, Morty. They just lock you in, keep you trapped. I need to be free, Morty! Fre...
by The Lazy GM
17 Apr 2017, 18:32:24
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

The game has commenced. If you can't see the forums you think you should be able to see, let me know.
by The Lazy GM
17 Apr 2017, 17:45:36
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Signups are now closed. Roles with be going out shortly.
by The Lazy GM
17 Apr 2017, 10:55:14
Forum: The Village Pub III
Topic: Mafia Championships & Us
Replies: 53
Views: 4692

Re: Mafia Championships & Us

#Vote for: Zark
. Since it's vanilla he won't be able to vigilante his entire team to death, but I'm sure he's still up to murdering his fellow townies with his bare hands.
by The Lazy GM
16 Apr 2017, 00:13:17
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

If you can't see the other side of the portal it's *burrrrrrp* because you haven't stepped through it yet. So speak up now, otherwise I'll be putting you out of your misery shortly.
by The Lazy GM
15 Apr 2017, 23:08:44
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

RaveBomb wrote:In.

Catfang wrote:I will attempt to be "IN" on this... :?


Eyugh. And I thought the Cronenberg timeline was bad. This is really starting to *burrrrp* turn into a trainwreck here.
by The Lazy GM
14 Apr 2017, 19:55:57
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

I don't even want to hear about the timeline you got this weird triangular green Morty from.
by The Lazy GM
12 Apr 2017, 06:32:42
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

*sigh* Great. And now there's a Morty who doesn't even know who he is or what's going on. You sure do know how to pick up strays, Morty, wow. I guess I'll just have to speak slowly and explain everything three times to make sure all your little "friends" understand, then. GET IN THE PORTAL...
by The Lazy GM
11 Apr 2017, 19:13:25
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Jesus, it's like a friggin' clown car in here Morty. Where the fuck did you find all of these versions of you?

I mean, look at this. There's a princess Morty and a politician Morty over here, it's awful!
by The Lazy GM
11 Apr 2017, 16:50:26
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

A Pegasus?!? VACATION?!?!?!?!? Morty, I don't know what you've been doing with all these other Mortys but some of them are clearly damaged. Adventure isn't a 9-to-5 occupation Morty. It's a way of life. And we already had the episode where we went on your stupid fantasy adventures and it didn't turn...
by The Lazy GM
11 Apr 2017, 06:23:06
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

In. Dibs on Odin's spear? Goddammit Morty, did you deep-fry your fucking brain? I said we don't have time for your mythological bullshit, Morty! Now turn around so I can kick your ass through the portal. *boot* Any OTHER Mortys out there want to join numbnuts and company, or would you all rather st...
by The Lazy GM
11 Apr 2017, 06:09:47
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

What the shit Morty?!? Would you like to explain why there are four more Mortys crawling out from under your bed? Oh, so maybe you *did* play with the portal gun a bit? Thanks for finally sharing the truth, but we don't have time for this crap. All of you get in the portal and we'll sort this out on...
by The Lazy GM
10 Apr 2017, 19:16:25
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

That's good Morty. Real good. But were you messing with my portal gun Morty? Because it wasn't quite in the same place I'd left it Morty.
by The Lazy GM
10 Apr 2017, 18:57:49
Forum: New Game Signups
Topic: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)
Replies: 32
Views: 2011

Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

What the shit is this? Morty! Wake up Morty! It's time for another adventure Morty! We don't have time for any of these weird mythological fantasy bullshit dreams of yours Morty! It's the Galactic Feds Morty, they're back again! And I don't think they're going to try and capture us this time Morty! ...
by The Lazy GM
01 Jul 2014, 13:48:44
Forum: The Curia
Topic: Day 6 - Catastrophic Catalogue of Culling outside the Curia
Replies: 20
Views: 1169

Re: Day 6 - Catastrophic Catalogue of Culling outside the Cu

I still think Marius is totally a vampire name. If there's one think I cannot abide, it's vampires.

Aha! I knew it!

Busted, bloodsucker.

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