The Wolf Game

Night Vale
"We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people. Fear ourselves with silence. Look down, Night Vale. Look down and forget what you've done." -Town Motto

Radon Canyon
I'm sure you're immune to the effects of Radon Canyon. Possibly. Well you certainly won't die a gruesome death. Maybe.

An Undisclosed Location
Features include: king sized beds, free wi-fi, HBO on demand, and torture cubicles.