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Day 0 - West Wing - Just typical

Postby RaveBomb » 13 Jul 2014, 10:44:24

It it opening day at the Cultural Center. Millions of dollars of development, seven scandals, 18 months of delays, and yet here it is full of Culture. Well, something approaching "culture" anyways.

You find yourself in the West Wing of the building with several other people all mingling and enjoying the free buffet.

A voice comes over the speaker system. "Please remain calm. We have an creditable threat reported. Please remain in your rooms while we sort this out." Room Leaders please report to central? "

Well, isn't that just typical? Get a bunch of bigwigs together and someone ALWAYS tries to blow them up.

The voice crackles again, "Room Leaders please report to Central. What do you mean they're not hired yet? Is this sti... "

You can see down the hall that there is a second room. Hopefully the bomber is in that room.

The speakers come to life, "Would the two wings, please appoint a Room Leader and report to Central for further instructions."

Day ends on Monday when I lock the day threads at approx 6 pm central time.
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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby RaveBomb » 13 Jul 2014, 10:50:07

Current Room Members

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Hellheart
meta4
Mister E. Meat
necklessone
Ryvvn
stigmata
That PJ

Ambassador - Omega
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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby necklessone » 13 Jul 2014, 11:08:47

Obviously, I am the most cultured, intelligent, and beautiful of us all. It is only natural that I lead you.

I would like to be considered for Room Leader.

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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby That PJ » 13 Jul 2014, 13:21:24

Oh man, love a buffet. It's great how these places always do the whole public opening with lavish noms and so forth.

Wait, what? What do you mean 'credible threat'? Oh come on, I'm just here for the food.

necklessone wrote:Obviously, I am the most cultured, intelligent, and beautiful of us all. It is only natural that I lead you.

I would like to be considered for Room Leader.

Well, definitely not that guy. I'm going to nominate Hellheart.
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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby Ryvvn » 13 Jul 2014, 13:50:10

I'll second Hellheart so at least he can be partially blamed if this all goes sideways.

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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby necklessone » 13 Jul 2014, 14:37:20

Actually, I like that even better than me being your leader.

I also vote Hellheart for scapegoat.

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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby RaveBomb » 13 Jul 2014, 15:56:43

*A small temporal anomaly appears and sucks Admetus to the other room, where he always was.*

(Fixed a small setup issue.)
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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby RaveBomb » 13 Jul 2014, 17:19:26

The Speakers crackle to life again.

"Attention. Attention. Off duty Ambassador, Omega, has been permitted to move between rooms. You may write messages for him to pass. His time is limited, so delivery will take place on his own schedule. Thank you. "


Omega is Unaligned.
Omega is The Ambassador.

Omega may freely post in any room, and PM any player at any time for any reason.
Omega can NOT become a Room Leader.
Omega does NOT count for or against any sort of win condition.
Omega can NOT be the target of any powers.
Any player MAY SHARE/REVEAL with him as normal.
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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby Mister E. Meat » 13 Jul 2014, 21:01:53

I heard there was an edible threat and I do love a buffet. What's that you say, it's not .. oh, a credible fete. Well, yes it does seem to be a nice party. Sir, I'm afraid I've gone a bit deaf. Yes, yes, speak up. No need to shout into my good ear. Aplomb? I have plenty of aplomb.

You kids these days are always so agitated. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to have a chat with the ambassador. He and I were in primary school together at Exeter.

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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby Hellheart » 14 Jul 2014, 02:46:40

...Where am I? Owww, my head. I remember chasing Perry the Platypus with my Secret Agent Reveal-inator, and then he ran into some room, and then...blackness. Then somebody turned on the lights and...and then I was hit on the back of the head!

You must all be agents of OWCA, in a secret bunker! Well sadly for you, I always have in my back pocket the...BEHOLD! The Melt-Into-Nothing-inator! ...Look, it's a really large back pocket, alright? You would know this yourself, but I always seem to be facing the screen no matter what's going on. That's kind of creepy, now that I'm thinking about it. It's like those paintings where the eyes follow you around the room. Anyway, all I have to do is point this at one of you and press this button and poof!

Well, it's not really a "poof," it's more like a...like a "gloop" because you just melt into a puddle. But "poof" sounds much more dramatic so...actually I'm not really sure why I'm explaining this all to you. It's not like Perry the Platypus is still in here and obviously he's the only person who cares. So SAY GOODBYE to your PRECIOUS...

...You want to make me your leader?

Okay, so maybe I was a little hasty with the assumptions and the shouting and that whole thing where I was going to turn you all into goo. I mean, some of you are human, so you can't even be a member of OWCA. As your glorious and malevolent leader, I will direct you to help me take over the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA! We can start with that other room across the hall!
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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby Meta4 » 14 Jul 2014, 06:48:09

RaveBomb wrote:Omega may... PM any player at any time for any reason.


Omega, please send a PM to IceColdBurrito during the Rennaissance. The content of the message is not important.

Also, I'll jump on the Hellheart bandwagon cuz' why not?
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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby Clearasday » 14 Jul 2014, 07:13:55

Bombs? Explosives? Leaders?


GREAT


I love it. Brilliant idea. I'm totally down for it all.
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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby Mister E. Meat » 14 Jul 2014, 08:07:29

It seems Omega is busy in the other room. Yes, that's right, we did go to school with Hellheart. Odd chap, that. Very obsessed with monotremes. He used to torture this poor echidna by making it race a hedgehog. When that got too boring for him, he threw a fox in there to make them run faster.

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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby RaveBomb » 14 Jul 2014, 08:09:46

By my early morning count we have:

Hellheart - 5 - That PJ, Ryvvn, necklessone, Meta4, MeM
GREAT - ? - Clearasday (not a valid vote)

Not voted: Clearasday, stigmata, Hellheart
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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby Clearasday » 14 Jul 2014, 08:15:17

Exeter? Fantastic place. I attended there as well. Brilliant stuff, brilliant stuff. Gotta go with that man for sure. If he proposes Hellheart, I propose him doubly so. Brilliant.
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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby Omega » 14 Jul 2014, 08:22:22

Egon, I'm here to help, advise or serve, as needed.

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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby Clearasday » 14 Jul 2014, 08:35:51

Oh that's corking. If there's one thing I needed in this here corner its advice. See I'm a director, and I just came here to film a movie. But between all of the filming and all of the not filming I'm a little bit lost. Advice would be great, brilliant and absolutely fantastic. Yes, I opt for advice please.
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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby Mister E. Meat » 14 Jul 2014, 09:05:14

Clearasday wrote:Oh that's corking. If there's one thing I needed in this here corner its advice. See I'm a director, and I just came here to film a movie. But between all of the filming and all of the not filming I'm a little bit lost. Advice would be great, brilliant and absolutely fantastic. Yes, I opt for advice please.

Try the sweetbreads, they're quite tasty.

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Re: Day 0 - Just typical

Postby Clearasday » 14 Jul 2014, 09:12:09

Mister E. Meat wrote:
Clearasday wrote:Oh that's corking. If there's one thing I needed in this here corner its advice. See I'm a director, and I just came here to film a movie. But between all of the filming and all of the not filming I'm a little bit lost. Advice would be great, brilliant and absolutely fantastic. Yes, I opt for advice please.

Try the sweetbreads, they're quite tasty.

Sweetbreads, great. I'll make a movie about sweetbreads. Perfect.
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Re: Day 0 - West Wing - Just typical

Postby Mister E. Meat » 14 Jul 2014, 09:14:22

OOC /FYI/ETC:
Please look at the roles and rules. Especially since there is this listed.
The Black - Black - If any player shares with you, you win and ALL other players lose.

I'm not saying you shouldn't share, just be judicious.

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Re: Day 0 - West Wing - Just typical

Postby RaveBomb » 14 Jul 2014, 09:24:24

Note that sharing with Black does NOT preclude a TEAM win. Just all the individual win conditions. Make of that what you will.

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Re: Day 0 - West Wing - Just typical

Postby necklessone » 14 Jul 2014, 12:30:34

I have a flawless strategy to propse: At the start of Day 1, everyone reveal everything to me. Color, role, bathing suit areas, whatever you want. I will then quietly inform you all of the proper action to guarantee an winning scenario for your team.

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Re: Day 0 - West Wing - Just typical

Postby Clearasday » 14 Jul 2014, 13:06:41

necklessone wrote:I have a flawless strategy to propse: At the start of Day 1, everyone reveal everything to me. Color, role, bathing suit areas, whatever you want. I will then quietly inform you all of the proper action to guarantee an winning scenario for your team.

Hmmm...


FANTASTIC!

Great idea, brilliant, I'm in, I'm down, I'm ready. Let's make a movie about necklessone bravely helping everyone win with added Sweetbreads. Any more ideas guys? This stuff is gold. Just tell me when to reveal.
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