Day 0: Setting Up Camp

It's totally sweet that this cabin sleeps 20+ and has a kegarator.
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Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby necklessone » 12 Sep 2014, 05:31:20

Lake Wolvesyleetya
Friday, 2pm


This is the best idea you've ever had. The sun is shining, the air is fresh, and any thoughts of being a responsible adult were left back on campus where they belong. The entire group even made great time getting up here and no one got a speeding ticket!

Fred's Dad's Dentist's cabin is also even better than you could have imagined. Tons of places to pass out drunk, a few rooms with a door for any intimate encounters, and the most amazing stuffed moose head in the living room. A couple of the guys are inside trying to figure out what the food situation will be, but you're pretty sure you bought enough hotdogs to last an army eight to fifteen days.

The groups are pretty sweet too. The lake is nearby (some of you are already in it cooling off) and there's this huge firepit. Like 20' across! A third group is out scavening as much wood as possible for a kick ass bonfire to start the weekend off right.

Finally, the kegs. Oh, the kegs. You brought two kegs with you, but on the way up you found a local liquor store about thirty minutes from the lake. The prices were an absolute steal, so you picked up 5 more. You could practically bathe in reasonably priced domestic lagers!

What's that? It sounds like someone broke out the cornhole set. Time to go show them all who's the king of throwing beanbags at slanted boards.

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Day 1 starts Sunday night.

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby necklessone » 12 Sep 2014, 05:36:38

Okay, people should be all set to post here. Let me know if you can see more than just this board.

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby DastardlyOldMan » 12 Sep 2014, 05:48:05

Journal Entry - Day 19:

I carefully examined the particulars of the average collegiate "weekend away" gathering. Having infiltrated their ranks through a carefully planned characterization of a "stoner", it was a simple matter to have an invitation extended. This would be a prime opportunity to observe these collegiates outside of their normal habitat, and without the loose structure that the classroom provided. Alcohol appears to be a prime motivator, but some basic athleticisim and primitive survival techniques are already in evidence. They've even taken up an ancient practice of crafting an enormous flame, a technique the early man used to keep wolves and other predators at bay.

Dudes! That fire is BOSS. Gimme some room - I'm totally going to jump over that f**ker.

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby RaveBomb » 12 Sep 2014, 07:03:18

Guy GUYS!
Hold my beer and watch THIS!

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby rekard » 12 Sep 2014, 07:10:20

Kumbayah Kumbayahhhh

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Mister E. Meat » 12 Sep 2014, 07:10:30

Would any of you gents like to see an illusion?

IT'S THE FIIIIIINAL COUNTDOWN

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Snake » 12 Sep 2014, 07:22:32

We should tell ghost stories.

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby RaveBomb » 12 Sep 2014, 07:25:03

rekard wrote:Kumbayah Kumbayahhhh


Get that Kumbayah a MY LORD! Kumbayah's love My LORDS!
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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Ionitor » 12 Sep 2014, 08:05:58

The lambs have passed through the gate.

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby RaveBomb » 12 Sep 2014, 10:02:32

(Ok, new RP idea. This one is KILLER.)

Hey Guys! I got a LEAD part in this new movie.

Ha! At last my time as the guy that gets killed off is OVER. We can finally get rid of that stupid meme.

Umm... does anyone else's script go past page 83?
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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Admetus » 12 Sep 2014, 11:30:41

Ionitor wrote:The lambs have passed through the gate.

Did he tag along or did someone invite him? The beer prices weren't that exceptional.

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Anzig » 12 Sep 2014, 11:50:16

*walks up to the moose head*

Weird, it's like his eyes follow you ... and are they supposed to glow florescent yellow?
Ya know, the decor in here is pretty creepy. I don't think paintings usually show hunters losing to the animals. Plus there's the general air of malevolen...
Oh! Funyuns!

*nom nom nom*

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Ionitor » 12 Sep 2014, 12:21:09

Admetus wrote:
Ionitor wrote:The lambs have passed through the gate.

Did he tag along or did someone invite him? The beer prices weren't that exceptional.

Your ignorance of your surroundings shall be your doom.

Anzig wrote:*walks up to the moose head*

Weird, it's like his eyes follow you ... and are they supposed to glow florescent yellow?
Ya know, the decor in here is pretty creepy. I don't think paintings usually show hunters losing to the animals. Plus there's the general air of malevolen...
Oh! Funyuns!

*nom nom nom*

Your vices shall be your undoing.

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Aldax » 12 Sep 2014, 15:39:59

Oh boy, last time I went to a cabin in the woods things got rally out of hand, I really hope this is not the case here
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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Omega » 12 Sep 2014, 16:31:11

I'll set up the beer pong.

Hrmm, how to combine beer pong and cornhole, I'll work on that.

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Okaros » 12 Sep 2014, 16:51:34

Ooh, do mine next Ionitor, do my fate next! I love these tarot-ouija-majigs!
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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Ryvvn » 12 Sep 2014, 19:04:35

Snake wrote:We should tell ghost stories.

Very funny :roll:

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Clearasday » 13 Sep 2014, 10:50:11

YARP?
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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby RaveBomb » 13 Sep 2014, 11:23:41

YARP? Oh man, nobody told me it was going to be that sort of movie.

I need to call my agent.
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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Visigoth » 13 Sep 2014, 13:56:10

RaveBomb wrote:YARP? Oh man, nobody told me it was going to be that sort of movie.

I need to call my agent.
How about this one? One of the tag lines for the show is "Winter is coming." Sounds good huh. Should last a long time since it's based on some book series and there's 5 books already with more coming.

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby Blindsniper83 » 14 Sep 2014, 16:22:52

Bomb Squad reporting, but i am in training, so i am assigned to waterbomb squad
RaveBomb making a lot of sense is how you know you're past the point of no return and that death is the only escape.

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby necklessone » 14 Sep 2014, 16:56:59

Working on setup now, might be a little late. Fighting an awful headcold.

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Re: Day 0: Setting Up Camp

Postby RaveBomb » 14 Sep 2014, 17:12:29

Visigoth wrote:
RaveBomb wrote:YARP? Oh man, nobody told me it was going to be that sort of movie.

I need to call my agent.
How about this one? One of the tag lines for the show is "Winter is coming." Sounds good huh. Should last a long time since it's based on some book series and there's 5 books already with more coming.


Yea. I had an interview for that one for someone named "Ned"? Central character and everything! If this goes well, I won't have to look for work for YEARS.
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