Day 0.2 - The Post-Post-Pre-Reception Reception Reception

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Day 0.2 - The Post-Post-Pre-Reception Reception Reception

Postby Okaros » 29 Jan 2015, 18:32:12

After the tragic accident with the cook and the hors d'oeuvres, everyone was a little on edge. To help liven the mood up, a famous explorer-turned-entertainer was brought on stage. "The Iron Burrito" was always a hit at these sorts of gatherings, due to his act consisting of exciting juggling routines coupled with retellings of his famous adventures in the wilds of Druidia, and the King felt he was a perfect way to take everyone's mind off things.

It was during the high point of a particularly compelling story about a time he was being stalked through the night by a pack of wolves when further tragedy struck. One slight stumble due to a weak section of the stage during his accompanying "fives knives and a bullet" routine changed a dramatic behind-the-back-knife catch into a knife-caught-in-the-back catch.

The security and medical teams, already on edge after the previous accident, leap swiftly and efficiently into action and it's not long before King Roland is once again apologizing for the delay. He still insists you all stay through dinner, so as to not let the tragic events of the night spoil the great celebration of victory over the Spaceballs. And when King Roland wants something, he usually ends up getting it. It's good to be the King, after all.

Still, you're all awfully hungry at this point. Hopefully the Burrito cleanup won't take much longer...
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Re: Day 0.2 - The Post-Post-Pre-Reception Reception Receptio

Postby rekard » 29 Jan 2015, 21:58:23

Okaros.

The avatar you're using seems to be a very smug, punchable face.

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Re: Day 0.2 - The Post-Post-Pre-Reception Reception Receptio

Postby dferrantino » 30 Jan 2015, 06:07:56

You can't talk about Prince Valium that way!

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Re: Day 0.2 - The Post-Post-Pre-Reception Reception Receptio

Postby Mister E. Meat » 30 Jan 2015, 06:39:43

YAAAAWN, who?

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Re: Day 0.2 - The Post-Post-Pre-Reception Reception Receptio

Postby Clearasday » 30 Jan 2015, 12:47:15

Hang on wait. Is it the Post-Post-Pre-Reception Reception Reception? Did I miss the Pre-Post-Post-Pre-Reception Reception?

What am I watching now?
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Re: Day 0.2 - The Post-Post-Pre-Reception Reception Receptio

Postby rekard » 30 Jan 2015, 21:53:41

dferrantino wrote:You can't talk about Prince Valium that way!



Yes I can. Prince Valium needs a punch to the face.

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Re: Day 0.2 - The Post-Post-Pre-Reception Reception Receptio

Postby Blindsniper83 » 31 Jan 2015, 10:10:44

i want to know who changed my avatar

rdit for clarifacation it was a pic of activia yogurt (i dont have the pick even on my PC)
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