Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

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Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby Okaros » 31 Jan 2015, 17:32:32

Finally! The tables are ready and everyone is invited to take their seats. King Roland gives a short speech about honoring the dead and then, at last, the covers are lifted and the banquet begins.

The fare is varied and delightful, and it seems that the King has spared no expense in bringing together every possible delicacy. There's even a bubbling vat of something called "The Special" being served to those brave enough to try it.

Hungry as you all are, it's no time at all before the noises of two dozen people devouring the banquet drowns out the light classical music being played by the band in the background.
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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby Okaros » 31 Jan 2015, 17:33:23

(( This will be the final Day 0 thread. I'll send out a reminder email thingy to those who've opted in tomorrow. Roles will go out sometime either Sunday or during the day Monday. ))
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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby sphenodont » 31 Jan 2015, 17:49:16

Blindsniper83 wrote:i want to know who changed my avatar

rdit for clarifacation it was a pic of activia yogurt (i dont have the pick even on my PC)


You know who else hates Yogurt?

Dark Helmet

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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby That PJ » 01 Feb 2015, 03:54:00

*looks at supplied avatar* I declare this acceptable.
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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby rekard » 01 Feb 2015, 06:09:00

sphenodont wrote:
Blindsniper83 wrote:i want to know who changed my avatar

rdit for clarifacation it was a pic of activia yogurt (i dont have the pick even on my PC)


You know who else hates Yogurt?

Dark Helmet


Your avatar makes me sure of one thing. I'm not opening this game at work. It took me a few moments to recognize the alien. Instead it looked like some twisted thing of the phallic nature.

Also, I punch prince Valium's face.

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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby sphenodont » 01 Feb 2015, 06:34:15

To be fair, I hadn't considered that. I can change it to something lessfun, but still in character.

It's such a swanky hat, though.

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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby rekard » 01 Feb 2015, 08:38:36

Yeah I get that lol. Is the sort of thing that only comes up when another person looks at it. I was just like "WTF? Penis with a hat? I didn't see that part"; then I realized " Ohhhhh, it's the alien of the movie".

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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby Okaros » 01 Feb 2015, 10:07:29

rekard wrote:Also, I punch prince Valium's face.


( Clearly someone doesn't want dessert! )
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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby Okaros » 01 Feb 2015, 16:32:10

Part of the way through dinner, a birthday cake is brought out and appropriate off-key singing commences. With nobody revealing their identities you're not sure which bizarrely-dressed figure dferrantino is, but you cheer all the same.

Once the singing and cheering are done, the cake is set off to the side for later consumption. It's then you realize that someone had gone missing during all the noise and commotion. One of the guests in a pink and teal Dark Helmet getup apparently found the whole affair a little too depressing and managed to drown himself in the soup vat.


At least, that's how the King says Hellheart died when he makes the somber announcement. You're really starting to wonder now if all these deaths are really that innocent though...

But hey, there's cake!
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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby Blindsniper83 » 01 Feb 2015, 17:05:52

is it ice cream cake?
RaveBomb making a lot of sense is how you know you're past the point of no return and that death is the only escape.

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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby 7-zark-7 » 01 Feb 2015, 21:53:28

rekard wrote:I was just like "WTF? Penis with a hat? I didn't see that part"


((Rekard, this is completely out of character, but I'm worried about you... If little rekard looks like that you should see a doctor or something))

rekard wrote:then I realized " Ohhhhh, it's the alien of the movie".


((that's what she said))

More in a bit,

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((Edit, this initially sounded like an insult, whereas I am genuinely concerned for the man's health))
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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby Meta4 » 02 Feb 2015, 05:12:49

Okaros wrote:But hey, there's cake!


I heard there would be punch and pie?
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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby Meta4 » 02 Feb 2015, 07:49:36

On a side note, how can I vote for Ravebomb if he isn't playing?
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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby Mister E. Meat » 02 Feb 2015, 08:44:11

Do it now before the game starts. It's the preemptive way to save us all from Ravebomb and the only way to be sure.

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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby 7-zark-7 » 02 Feb 2015, 09:07:52

The chords of Sonny & Cher's "I got you babe" fade down as the DJ fades up:
The Morning DJ wrote:Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties because it's COOOLD out there today!
The Sidekick wrote:It's cold out there everyday... What is this— Miami Beach?

The DJ laughs, and Phil shakes his head at the cheesy repartee. Gods willing, today would go smoother under King Roland than it did for De Blasio in Staten Island:

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Gods, they even had video: http://distilleryvesper11-3.ak.instagram.com/cf31e31a8c0811e399bb122faec0aa0b_101.mp4

A year ago, the creature squirmed from De Blasio’s grasp after predicting six more weeks of winter and fell several feet to the ground. It died a week later, and King Roland gave a short speech about honoring the dead. If ~this~ groundhog were smart, he would realize there are more dangerous things here than shadows.

Something darker prowled this party, something darker than even RaveBomb, playing with his dolls again.

Still, tomorrow is another day... right?

More in a bit,

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Re: Day 0.3 - Dinner is served!

Postby Smirker » 02 Feb 2015, 15:10:51

*Smirker eats some of fare and considers the Special for a good 10 seconds before deciding it's not worth the risk and just getting some shrimp instead*


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