Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

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Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby necklessone » 07 Oct 2015, 17:56:03

The second Antoine awoke, he realized three things were wrong.
  • The sun was way too high in the sky.
  • His sheep were not bleating.
  • His hangover was in his top 10 all time.

As he reached for his Hangover Journal, he was thought (not for the first time) how strange it was that other people didn't document and rate their minor ailments. "How can you really know how bad something if you don't keep notes?" he said aloud as he jotted some notes down regarding the pain, sensitivity to light, and what he had consumed the night before. Once the scores were tallied, it came to a 7,98 out of 9,00, just good enough for eigth place.

That bit of record keeping taken care of (plus additional necessaries brought up by the wine), Antoine grabbed his widest brimmed hat and set off in search of his flock. He usually took better care of them, but he cracked that crucial fifth bottle of wine while they were still out in the valley and simply forgot about them. It would be okay, though. Mouton Adorable sur Le Alpes (or just Mouton-Adorable to the locals) is a safe place that has long been protected by generations of hunters.

Still, it was the strangest thing. The sheep were not in the valley where he left them. They were also not in the neighboring pastures, nor the village green, nor any of the other places his flock liked to wander too while he was doing his drinking. The sun was now directly overhead and Antoine was getting frantic. He stopped everyone he passed and asked after his sheep. No one could help him.

It was nearly sunset by the time Antoine returned to the village green. He sat, placed his head in his hands, and wept. His sheep were his family, his friends, and his only means of supporting himself. If they were gone, what else was left to him?

"Something wrong?" the old man whispered in his ear. Antoine startled and quickly stood; he had not heard the old man approach. "Missing your poor sheep?" continued the old man loudly. Too loud, actually. The other villagers (who had been politely ignoring Antoine) turned and stared. The old man laughed shrilly; he was dressed in a hooded robe and carried a knobbly walking stick. "You just keep on missing them," he screeched. "They were but the first victims." Antoine stared silently, tears still wet on his cheek.

"A curse upon your village!" The old man removed his hood; his face was thin and covered in stubble, his hair was unkept. But his eyes gleamed red and there was power in his voice. He cast his walking stick to the ground and it erupted into a green flame. "I have unleashed the werewolves among you. You will be devoured from within!" With that, he stepped into the green fire and, in a flash of searing light, disappeared.

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby necklessone » 07 Oct 2015, 19:16:43

The town is in shock. Scape-goats are being searched for. Who is going to be the first victim?

The day will end at 10:00PM eastern, just under 24 hours from now. Please color and bold all lynch votes.

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Admetus » 07 Oct 2015, 20:46:13

Mon dieu.

Of course it is that harlot, Rictus. He has scorned this man and brought his curse on the village!
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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby rekard » 07 Oct 2015, 21:08:35

Sacre bleu!

Le jeu commence..

It's San voting day!

Also, this new board is British. It's spelling color as colour.

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Ryvvn » 07 Oct 2015, 21:26:42

I heard a rumor That PJ had quite recently won two hard-fought battles, and everyone knows a real Frenchman doesn't win anything!

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby San » 07 Oct 2015, 21:35:04

rekard

This is not a random vote.

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Okaros » 07 Oct 2015, 21:45:25

Visigoth - retracted is almost certainly a randomly-selected wolf.
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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby That PJ » 08 Oct 2015, 03:48:47

Ryvvn wrote:I heard a rumor That PJ had quite recently won two hard-fought battles, and everyone knows a real Frenchman doesn't win anything!

Alas, I wish I could find fault in your logic, Ryvvn. It is sound, albeit overlooking one critical deed of the purest French ideals. I refer, of course, to my noble, very French efforts to lynch myself. Is that not the purest form of surrender? Is it not?
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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Meta4 » 08 Oct 2015, 06:01:43

Sorry, I don't speak freaky-deeky Dutch, but I'm voting for Ravebomb anyway.
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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Ryvvn » 08 Oct 2015, 07:13:42

That PJ wrote:
Ryvvn wrote:I heard a rumor That PJ had quite recently won two hard-fought battles, and everyone knows a real Frenchman doesn't win anything!

Alas, I wish I could find fault in your logic, Ryvvn. It is sound, albeit overlooking one critical deed of the purest French ideals. I refer, of course, to my noble, very French efforts to lynch myself. Is that not the purest form of surrender? Is it not?

Touché.

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Ionitor » 08 Oct 2015, 07:42:58

Hm. Second vote time?

That PJ thinks so.

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Clearasday » 08 Oct 2015, 12:57:49

San definitement est le mal. Mon recommendationement est il mort le ASAP.
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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby DastardlyOldMan » 08 Oct 2015, 14:09:21

Clearasday wrote:San definitement est le mal. Mon recommendationement est il mort le ASAP.

Gesundheit.


I feel obligated to point out that rekard smells vaguely of sheep.

If my calculations are correct (and they always are):
ThatPJ - 2 - Ryvvn, Ionitor
San - 2 - rekard, CAD
rekard - 2 - San, DOM
Rictus - 1 - Admetus
Visigoth - 1 - Okaros
Ryvvn - 1- ThatPJ
RaveBomb - 1- Meta4

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby dferrantino » 08 Oct 2015, 14:11:20

Clearasday

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby necklessone » 08 Oct 2015, 14:52:54

Just about four hours to go.

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Rictus » 08 Oct 2015, 15:08:17

Four hours? Plenty of time to counter vote Admetus.


And hey, I don't need to change my avatar!
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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby 7-zark-7 » 08 Oct 2015, 16:01:30

necklessone wrote:Just about four hours to go.



All right, Popeye's here! get your hands on your heads, get off the bar, and get on the wall!

Je ne comprends pas.

I'm gonna take you right down in that alley there. Right down there. And we'll start, we'll start on your throat, right here. Bustin' everything in it. You like that, uh. Then your belly. I'll start workin' on your belly. I'm gonna hit you so fuckin' hard, that the belly's gonna break your backbone.

You compris that?



Non.

No, you don't understand, huh? Then I'm gonna work on your arms. I'm gonna set 'em over a kerb. I'm gonna use 'em for a trampoline and jump up and down on 'em. And then your kneecaps. One, two. Kneecaps. Oatmeal. I'll mke oatmeal outta your fuckin' kneecaps. And when I get done with you, you're gonna put me right in Ravebomb's lap.

More in a bit,

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Visigoth » 08 Oct 2015, 16:26:09

Ah, ah, ah to be in Paris and in love. Wait, this isn't Paris. That's the last time I trust Meta4 to book my flight.

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby sphenodont » 08 Oct 2015, 17:03:17

Le seul choix est Clearasday.

I mean, he's... British and stuff.

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Blindsniper83 » 08 Oct 2015, 17:03:51

DOM
RaveBomb making a lot of sense is how you know you're past the point of no return and that death is the only escape.

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby necklessone » 08 Oct 2015, 17:20:18

Clearasday - 2 - dferrantino, sphenodont
RaveBomb - 2 - Meta4, 7-Zark-7
rekard - 2 - San, DastardlyOldMan
San - 2 - rekard, Clearasday
That PJ - 2 - Ryvvn, Ionitor
Admetus - 1 - Rictus
DastardlyOldMan - 1 - Blindsniper83
Meta4 - 1 - Visigoth
Rictus - 1 - Admetus
Ryvvn - 1 - That PJ
Visigoth - 1 - Okaros

Yet to vote:
RaveBomb
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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby RaveBomb » 08 Oct 2015, 17:27:54

Admetus for the tie!

Why Admetus? He's the first one listed with a single vote.
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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Admetus » 08 Oct 2015, 17:39:38

RaveBomb for the win? It seems like you could have seen that coming, mon ami.

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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby RaveBomb » 08 Oct 2015, 17:44:16

Fine... San for the tie.
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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby twdog » 08 Oct 2015, 17:47:58

That PJ
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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby Okaros » 08 Oct 2015, 17:58:13

Since I have a few minutes to spare, lets add rekard to the tie-list.
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Re: Premier Jour: Les moutons oublié

Postby necklessone » 08 Oct 2015, 18:52:48

8 minutes left. Ties will be broken by random.org.


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