Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

It's more like a circle, but whatever.
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Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby dferrantino » 17 Feb 2016, 09:41:16

The curtain opens on an idyllic country town. The townsfolk gather around the fountain in the middle of town square, milling about and chatting. The children run around playing tag. Merchants peddle their wares.

Everything is awesome.

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby DastardlyOldMan » 17 Feb 2016, 10:00:35

This is my kind of game. The kind where nothing could ever possibly go wrong. Ever.

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby Omega » 17 Feb 2016, 10:55:16

I've always wanted a ware to peddle.

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby Ryvvn » 17 Feb 2016, 11:37:05

dferrantino wrote:Everything is awesome.

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby dferrantino » 17 Feb 2016, 11:50:18

Ryvvn wrote:
dferrantino wrote:Everything is awesome.

dferrantino

You're welcome.

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby Okaros » 17 Feb 2016, 11:53:42

You know, I *love* little towns like this! The fresh air, the quiet pastoral life on the farm. Just a perfect little place to get away from all the hustle and bustle of the city. Oh look, they even have porch swings and homemade lemonade!
I kind of assume Okaros is out to backstab me until proven otherwise. - DOM

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby Omega » 17 Feb 2016, 15:40:00

No, that's just our Cracker Barrel.

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby 7-zark-7 » 18 Feb 2016, 06:05:08

And that's not lemonade.
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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby Omega » 18 Feb 2016, 10:04:09

7-zark-7 wrote:And that's not lemonade.


Kinky.

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby RaveBomb » 18 Feb 2016, 13:06:54

This day is going to be perfect...
If our team loses, it's going to be entirely your fault.-rekard
If you still end up losing after this, it's totally not your fault.-Hellheart
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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby twdog » 18 Feb 2016, 13:31:44

... grumbles about Alicorn inflation ...
you hear an odd muffled noise in the shoggoth tank

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby Clearasday » 18 Feb 2016, 14:16:30

Twdog is a wolf, we will make him pay for his crimes

It must be the truth, because it rhymes?
THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS JUST CLEARASDAY.

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby 7-zark-7 » 18 Feb 2016, 17:01:58

Omega wrote:
7-zark-7 wrote:And that's not lemonade.


Kinky.


The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead. :?

More in a bit,

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby RaveBomb » 18 Feb 2016, 21:09:31

twdog wrote:... grumbles about Alicorn inflation ...


One of the recent comics actually addressed this issue. Rainbow Dash's wings had been stolen by a trinity of unicorns who were jealous of Twilight's transformation and wished to become alicorns for themselves. Dark dark stuff.
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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby rekard » 20 Feb 2016, 18:21:22

Can I kick butt now?

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby Visigoth » 20 Feb 2016, 18:59:58

No wonder people are bumbling around here. All these umlauts all over the place. Could put an eye out with all them laying around here.

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby necklessone » 21 Feb 2016, 11:47:56

I'm not on the player list. But I can vote in here.

Admetus. See?

Know what this means? I'm obviously immortal.

UNLIMITED POWER!!!!

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby Mister E. Meat » 21 Feb 2016, 14:00:52

Itty bitty living space?

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby Admetus » 21 Feb 2016, 18:50:21

We're all of us a little bit immoral in here.

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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby 7-zark-7 » 21 Feb 2016, 20:33:59

If only we could be immortal for just a little longer.
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Re: Day 0 - Bumbling and Fumbling

Postby dferrantino » 21 Feb 2016, 20:40:07

Night falls...


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