Day 1: The Meeting Hall

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Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby The Fairy Catmother » 06 Jan 2017, 19:00:14

All role pms have gone out. If you have any questions, let me know. I think everything makes sense...to me.
I have decided to change to the later EOD- final decision.
Day 1 ends Sunday 9:00pm PST/Monday 12:00am EST.
By then my sickness should be (mostly) gone, and I will have the energy for delicious flavor text.
Til then...happy hunting.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby 7-zark-7 » 06 Jan 2017, 19:05:40

The Fairy Catmother wrote:
I have decided to change to the later EOD- final decision.
Day 1 ends Sunday 9:00pm PST/Monday 12:00am EST.


Good choice. I'll let you live / keep you out of the situation room for now.

She then wrote:By then my sickness should be (mostly) gone, and I will have the energy for delicious flavor text.


Hope you feel better. Flavortext is better than chicken soup, makes one man feel like a hundred.

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"The possibility that it's Zark simply murdering someone at a whim each day... would be delightful if true, but I worry that that's too simple a solution." - Okaros

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby rekard » 06 Jan 2017, 20:58:19

So our EOD is naughty.

Which means we have naughty girls to lynch. Of the witchy kind.
So guys, I have an idea.

Let's make a contest of witchy puns. Let's see who says the best ones.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Ryvvn » 07 Jan 2017, 00:33:51

#Vote for: Admetus
whispers way too much about witch nipples.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Jrsthethird » 07 Jan 2017, 05:02:45

rekard wrote:Let's make a contest of witchy puns. Let's see who says the best ones.


Who's going to decide witch is the best?

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby rekard » 07 Jan 2017, 07:19:25

By Unanimous Popality.

You know, like when a pope is chosen. If the people suddenly acclaim someone immensely popular as pope in a delirious bout of faith and energy, and that guy automatically becomes pope. The Church goes like "Oh well".

Something like that. I bet that if we put our heart into it, there will be a pun so great and so refreshing that we will choose it by Unanimous Punality. It will be like "This is the witch pun I've been waiting for my whole life and I didn't know it".

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby 7-zark-7 » 07 Jan 2017, 08:43:52

Ryvvn wrote:
#Vote for: Admetus
whispers way too much about witch nipples.


Yeah, but have you heard what he's specifically been saying?

Even better than the bees knees if you catch what I'm laying down.

rekard wrote:By Unanimous Popality.


Um, what?

He then wrote:You know, like when a pope is chosen.


Still not quite sure I'm following

With increasing exasperation, Rekard finally wrote:If the people suddenly acclaim someone immensely popular as pope in a delirious bout of faith and energy, and that guy automatically becomes pope. The Church goes like "Oh well".


Something like that?


Relieved to be finally making some headway, Rekard wrote:Something like that.


ah. I think I get it now.

I bet that if we put our heart into it, there will be a pun so great and so refreshing that we will choose it by Unanimous Punality. It will be like "This is the witch pun I've been waiting for my whole life and I didn't know it".


I admire your dedication.

Not necessarily your clothing choices, but red is a good color on you & you're changing the subject.

It's like your chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near financial devotion to the pope.

Puzzled, Rekard wrote:Financial?
I thought you meant Fanatical


Um, I'll come in again

(FYI, I am not specifically rp'ing Wolf Blitzer, But the family is in the situation room, so he may pop in with a critical race alert if we get around to voting or something later)

More in a bit,

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Admetus » 07 Jan 2017, 10:02:14

Ryvvn wrote:Admetus whispers way too much about witch nipples.

It's been cold recently.

#Vote for: dferrantino

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Jrsthethird » 07 Jan 2017, 14:26:30

Who vigged me last game? Oh, it was
#Vote for: zark
!

Let's not make it three in a row!

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby 7-zark-7 » 07 Jan 2017, 20:59:51

#Vote for: Dferr


Alternative is Admetus (whose only gripe is nipples, and it has been cold recently), and JRS3.

I could kill JRS, mind you... Might even be considered newsworthy. Maybe tomorrow.

In other news, I bought a convertible.

Edit. EOD is midnight ~tomorrow~. Redacting so I can think on it some more.

More in a bit,

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Rictus » 08 Jan 2017, 07:55:56

Hallo all. Looking at the "survivors" of last game, I think a vote for
#Vote for: Ryvvn
is appropriate.

I think it's interesting that Admetus didn't counter vote ryvnn today. Probably nothing, but I'm going to mention it remind myself later.
Charming, to the last.
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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby dferrantino » 08 Jan 2017, 08:00:11

Oh shit, looks like the dimension where all disagreements are decided by killing people by vote collided with the one where witches are real. Let's just...try to fit in and hope we don't get noticed while I fix the portal device...otherwise we'll either get turned into newts or lynched by the angry mob.

Hey look everyone
#Vote for: Admetus
is a witch!

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Hellheart » 08 Jan 2017, 09:00:59

Jrsthethird wrote:
rekard wrote:Let's make a contest of witchy puns. Let's see who says the best ones.


Who's going to decide witch is the best?

The twitchy witch that switches sides, or witchever witch makes the best sandwitch.

rekard wrote:You know, like when a pope is chosen. If the people suddenly acclaim someone immensely popular as pope in a delirious bout of faith and energy, and that guy automatically becomes pope. The Church goes like "Oh well".

Why on earth would you mention the Pope? We're trying to get rid of Catholicism, asshole, not bring it back. You're the worst fake Puritan EVER.

7-zark-7 wrote: It's like your chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near financial devotion to the pope.

Puzzled, Rekard wrote:Financial?
I thought you meant Fanatical


Um, I'll come in again

Or maybe you're just this dude's puppet. Witchever floats your witch.

#Vote for: Zark


Totally not going to switch to Ryvvn if it means I can kill him.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby The Fairy Catmother » 08 Jan 2017, 13:07:57

The GM says this:


REMINDER: If you are using night abilities, don't forget to PM me your target.

Also, Clearasday and Gungnir888 haven't opened their role pms yet. I've just sent them each a second PM, but if anyone has outside ways of getting in touch with them, please do so!

And since I'm here:

Admetus - 2 - Ryvvn, dferrantino
7-zark-7 - 2 - JRSthethird, Hellheart
dferrantino - Admetus
Ryvvn - Rictus

< 8 hours til EOD

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby DastardlyOldMan » 08 Jan 2017, 13:34:25

#Vote for: Admetus
, your vote for dfer is exactly what I ~called myself out on last game's Day 1.

e: we have vote tags now.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Clearasday » 08 Jan 2017, 13:53:24

#Vote for: Hellheart
(Welcome back!)

Sorry for nearly missing today, easiest way to berate me for this next time is to get a hold of me on steam!
THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS JUST CLEARASDAY.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Blindsniper83 » 08 Jan 2017, 13:58:12

#Vote for: Cad


only as you were last one to post today (before me)

also wb HH
RaveBomb making a lot of sense is how you know you're past the point of no return and that death is the only escape.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Admetus » 08 Jan 2017, 14:59:27

Rictus wrote:I think it's interesting that Admetus didn't counter vote ryvnn today. Probably nothing, but I'm going to mention it remind myself later.

DastardlyOldMan wrote:Admetus, your vote for dfer is exactly what I ~called myself out on last game's Day 1.

Hah, is this really going to be a thing?

1) If I'm voting early in the day, random.org dictates.
2) Ryvvn voted for me Day 1 last game as well (after I voted for him, but same difference). I'm not going to encourage him to make this a regular thing, that's how you get votes every Day 1, which is bad for business.
3) I've lived way longer than I expected every game for a while, so it's not a big deal. But it is funny.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby rekard » 08 Jan 2017, 15:03:07

Let's burn some
#Vote for: Ryvvn


They say witches smell like kitchen when burned. And he stinks of chicken.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Gungnir888 » 08 Jan 2017, 15:37:26

Rictus is setting a record for being a wolf in consecutive games. Not on my watch. Burn the wolftch!

#Vote for: rictus

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby rekard » 08 Jan 2017, 15:43:46

The name of this game reminded me of the supreme Salem Saberhagen from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. For the ingnoramus who don't know about the series, he was a sorcerer who was cursed to become a black cat after he failed to conquer the world. And also he was Sabrina's pet and a sort of dumb mentor helper to her.

He ate his shame though. Literally.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby stdio » 08 Jan 2017, 15:49:59

#Vote for: Ryvvn
RETRACTED VOTE because, assuming I'm counting right, that creates a tie with him and admetus. They were both in the final round last game, so either of those would be fine by me. Zark would also be a possibility if someone wants to go for a three way.

edit:

vote retracted due to hellheart's tie breaking
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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby rekard » 08 Jan 2017, 16:07:50

stdio wrote: Zark would also be a possibility if someone wants to go for a three way.


Kinky.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby 7-zark-7 » 08 Jan 2017, 16:15:31

rekard wrote:
stdio wrote: Zark would also be a possibility if someone wants to go for a three way.


Kinky.


Homie don't play that. Plus, if you count the family it's more of a seven-way, but I'm changing the subject.

Been too long since I've been able to vote for
#Vote for: Hellheart


More in a bit,

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby The Fairy Catmother » 08 Jan 2017, 16:24:32

Admetus - 3 - Ryvvn, dferrantino, DOM
Ryvvn - 3 - Rictus, rekard, stdio
Hellheart - 2 - Clearasday, 7-zark-7
7-zark-7 - 2 - JRSthethird, Hellheart
dferrantino - Admetus
Clearasday - Blindsniper83
Rictus - Gungnir888

Still to vote: sphenodont

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Hellheart » 08 Jan 2017, 17:53:47

rekard wrote:The name of this game reminded me of the supreme Salem Saberhagen from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Okay, fess up, who invited this guy? He's not even wearing proper clothing - he's wearing a goddamned costume!

Admetus wrote:Hah, is this really going to be a thing?


I'm not at all surprised. Wait..."Thing" means "witch nipples," right?

7-zark-7 wrote:Homie don't play that. Plus, if you count the family it's more of a seven-way, but I'm changing the subject.


Nobody else is with you, man. It's all in your head.

rekard wrote:Let's burn some
#Vote for: Ryvvn


They say witches smell like kitchen when burned. And he stinks of chicken.


Remarkably, this post is free of anti-Puritan drivel, although now it's full of...kitchen smell? Also,
#Vote for: Ryvvn
is now in the lead.

Been too long since I've been able to vote for
#Vote for: Hellheart


More in a bit,

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Excuse me? How forgetful are you? End of day voting tends to stick in my head, at least when it's directed at me, and you hit me with one in the last game.

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby 7-zark-7 » 08 Jan 2017, 20:20:35

Hellheart wrote:Excuse me? How forgetful are you? End of day voting tends to stick in my head, at least when it's directed at me, and you hit me with one in the last game.


Very forgetful... What are we talking about again? :flail:

((Seriously, I don't keep track of the vote history, I'm here for the narrative flow and the tasty tasty flavortext. I have done more late day voting recently due to being a lot busier - not personal))

Nobody else is with you, man. It's all in your head.


Wait, what? Oh no. I'm hearing voices?

relax, he's hearing them too

we all are

whew... Thank goodness for that

More in a bit,

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby Ryvvn » 08 Jan 2017, 20:34:30

Looks like I'm pretty much guaranteed to catch the lynch today, but I'll switch to spheno in case anyone else wishes to follow suit.

#Vote for: sphenodont

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby stdio » 08 Jan 2017, 20:58:18

I'm moving my vote to preserve the admetus vs. ryvvn tie.

#Vote for: sphenodont

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Re: Day 1: The Meeting Hall

Postby The Fairy Catmother » 08 Jan 2017, 21:02:06

Day 1 has ended.


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