TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

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TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby Okaros » 10 Apr 2017, 18:51:00

This is the signup thread thread for TWG CXI. Day 1 is slated to start on Monday, 4/17, at 10pm Eastern.
(start date will be delayed if Ryvvn's game runs long)

EOD will be 10pm Eastern, with the standard long weekend.

Further details will be provided in Day 0, but expect a mostly-vanilla game with a few twists. Standard default rules will apply.
Said twists will *not* include any form of conversion or recruitment after the start of the game, but depending on signup volume one or more sociopaths (wolf, human, or both) may be involved.

No knowledge of any actual mythology, whether from books, film, or TV will be required for this game, and powers will be assigned randomly (though I may flavor them after the fact to match the recipient).


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Join us now, as we hearken back to the age of myths and legends. We shall hear a tale of how the fall of the gods began. A tale of greed, betrayal, and a little lust.

Our story begins with a simple misunderstanding regarding the yearly allocation of ambrosia to a collection of minor deities, demigods, and mythical creatures.

Our cast of characters will include:

Arjuna
Cú Chulainn
Hippolyta
Lakshmana
Orpheus
Otrera
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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 10 Apr 2017, 18:57:49

What the shit is this? Morty! Wake up Morty! It's time for another adventure Morty!
We don't have time for any of these weird mythological fantasy bullshit dreams of yours Morty! It's the Galactic Feds Morty, they're back again!
And I don't think they're going to try and capture us this time Morty!

Now come on, get in the portal! We've got to get out of here before they find us Morty!

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Mortys in the Portal (15):
Admetus
7-Zark-7
Jrsthethird
dferrantino
DastardlyOldMan
Gungnir888
Visigoth
Fairy Catmother
Ryvvn
rekard
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Hellheart
RaveBomb
Catfang
San

Dead Mortys:
Aldax

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby Admetus » 10 Apr 2017, 19:13:38

I'm in.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 10 Apr 2017, 19:16:25

That's good Morty. Real good. But were you messing with my portal gun Morty? Because it wasn't quite in the same place I'd left it Morty.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby 7-zark-7 » 10 Apr 2017, 23:29:12

In?
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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby Jrsthethird » 11 Apr 2017, 02:15:26

Rick Sanchez? More like Rick Sinchez.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby dferrantino » 11 Apr 2017, 03:58:02

I need that Szechuin sauce.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby DastardlyOldMan » 11 Apr 2017, 06:07:19

Someone's got to keep all these Trollops and Pervects in line.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 11 Apr 2017, 06:09:47

What the shit Morty?!? Would you like to explain why there are four more Mortys crawling out from under your bed?

Oh, so maybe you *did* play with the portal gun a bit? Thanks for finally sharing the truth, but we don't have time for this crap. All of you get in the portal and we'll sort this out once we don't have the Feds 6 blocks away and closing.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby Gungnir888 » 11 Apr 2017, 06:14:09

In. Dibs on Odin's spear?

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 11 Apr 2017, 06:23:06

Gungnir888 wrote:In. Dibs on Odin's spear?


Goddammit Morty, did you deep-fry your fucking brain? I said we don't have time for your mythological bullshit, Morty!

Now turn around so I can kick your ass through the portal. *boot*

Any OTHER Mortys out there want to join numbnuts and company, or would you all rather stay to have your brains melted down into slag by the interrogators of the Galactic Feds?

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby 7-zark-7 » 11 Apr 2017, 08:09:33

Gungnir888 wrote:In. Dibs on Odin's spear?


I admire your grasp of euphemism, but I'm changing the subject.
"Zark Helmet is too awesome NOT to use!" -Smirker
"The possibility that it's Zark simply murdering someone at a whim each day... would be delightful if true, but I worry that that's too simple a solution." - Okaros

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby Aldax » 11 Apr 2017, 13:35:08

I'll have to sit this one out because I'm finally getting some much needed vacations, but add me to the dead!
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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby Visigoth » 11 Apr 2017, 13:50:05

Be-bo bo-bo-bo be-do-bo-bo

(In)

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Fairy Catmother » 11 Apr 2017, 13:55:14

In, but only if I get to ride a Pegasus.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 11 Apr 2017, 16:50:26

A Pegasus?!? VACATION?!?!?!?!?

Morty, I don't know what you've been doing with all these other Mortys but some of them are clearly damaged. Adventure isn't a 9-to-5 occupation Morty. It's a way of life. And we already had the episode where we went on your stupid fantasy adventures and it didn't turn out so well did it Morty?

Now look, I'm going to lay down the law here for all you Mortys.
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Either you're going through the portal or I'm going to shoot you in the head with my plasma pistol like this vacation-loving asshole over here.

*ZZZAAP*

Now get your asses through the portal.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby Ryvvn » 11 Apr 2017, 17:37:08

Sounds like a nice, relaxing time.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby rekard » 11 Apr 2017, 18:00:06

I'll play.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby 7-zark-7 » 11 Apr 2017, 19:01:14

Will you keep the avatar rekard? Maybe if I ask really nice?

More in a bit,

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 11 Apr 2017, 19:13:25

Jesus, it's like a friggin' clown car in here Morty. Where the fuck did you find all of these versions of you?

I mean, look at this. There's a princess Morty and a politician Morty over here, it's awful!

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby sphenodont » 12 Apr 2017, 06:21:26

I'm totally unfamiliar with Rick & Morty, but I'll take a stab at it. Count me in.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 12 Apr 2017, 06:32:42

*sigh* Great. And now there's a Morty who doesn't even know who he is or what's going on. You sure do know how to pick up strays, Morty, wow. I guess I'll just have to speak slowly and explain everything three times to make sure all your little "friends" understand, then.

GET

IN

THE

PORTAL

Also, I'm taking away your portal gun privileges for a month once we're done with this Morty.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Fairy Catmother » 12 Apr 2017, 16:04:23

ChrisWulf wrote:Looking forward to the next one!



Not sure if you saw this thread. Make sure to check the Village Pub for new signups, and check the GM queue thread to have an idea when games are happening! :)

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby Hellheart » 14 Apr 2017, 15:13:33

In.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 14 Apr 2017, 19:55:57

I don't even want to hear about the timeline you got this weird triangular green Morty from.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby RaveBomb » 15 Apr 2017, 12:32:41

In.
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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby Catfang » 15 Apr 2017, 13:32:21

I will attempt to be "IN" on this... :?
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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 15 Apr 2017, 23:08:44

RaveBomb wrote:In.

Catfang wrote:I will attempt to be "IN" on this... :?


Eyugh. And I thought the Cronenberg timeline was bad. This is really starting to *burrrrp* turn into a trainwreck here.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 16 Apr 2017, 00:13:17

If you can't see the other side of the portal it's *burrrrrrp* because you haven't stepped through it yet. So speak up now, otherwise I'll be putting you out of your misery shortly.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby Ryvvn » 16 Apr 2017, 10:20:47

Rick Sanchez wrote:If you can't see the other side of the portal it's *burrrrrrp* because you haven't stepped through it yet. So speak up now, otherwise I'll be putting you out of your misery shortly.

I sent ChrisWulf a reminder that today was last day to signup in case he wants to join in

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby San » 16 Apr 2017, 12:05:24

San will try playing.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 17 Apr 2017, 17:45:36

Signups are now closed. Roles with be going out shortly.

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Re: TWG CXI: A Simple Mythunderstanding (signup thread)

Postby The Lazy GM » 17 Apr 2017, 18:32:24

The game has commenced. If you can't see the forums you think you should be able to see, let me know.


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