Day 1 - Somebody to Love

[7-zark-7]

Because I wish I hadn't watched through the window.

Next time, come inside.

That's what she said

Gods, I hope you're playing safe. I mean... Ozy?

More in a bit,

7z7

[RaveBomb]

No way.

I've SEEN what you do with a spork, a roll of packing tape and 17 blunted toothpicks. You cannot unsee that.

[Omega]

No way.

I've SEEN what you do with a spork, a roll of packing tape and 17 blunted toothpicks. You cannot unsee that.

Come on, that 18th toothpick has a little "RB" on it...

[RaveBomb]

I didn't need to know that... :puke:

[Omega]

Some people have no sense of adventure.

[Hellheart]

(( I would say that I didn't see this coming, except I did. I'm a human, and given that less than 25% of us are wolves, there's no maul, and we're going to be killing slightly less than 2 players per lynch...I think my ability to analyze things may come in handy since Ozymandias isn't in this game. You can lynch me a few days hence, after I've hashed out a rough approximation of who could be a wolf with whoever else stays up past 1 AM ET ))

I come in here and I look around and I see a bunch of cowards that are trying to kill me before I even enter the ring yeah I see what's going on I see what you're doing and I'm not going to take it because I'm a member of the Human Alliance and I'm willing to set aside my feud with Stigmata for that monkey business with Elizabeth if I have to in order to save myself but it shouldn't be necessary because all of you know that the Madness and the Wolf Pack don't get along after they fixed that match to take away my title and I will not rest and I will not stop until I find each and every member of the Wolf Pack and DECAPITATE THEM ALL MYSELF.

[RaveBomb]

Dude... do you even punctuate?

[Hellheart]

Dude... do you even punctuate?

(( Most of the time, Randy Savage uses the word "yeah" in place of punctuation - if you ever watch his promos, the announcer can never get a word in edgewise. It's like a constant torrent of words. Of course he's so used to doing this that when he doesn't have his verbal tic, which is normal when he's not as excited, he still uses no punctuation but now it's impossible to tell where it should be. Since this sort of thing killed me as an Ogre, I'll TLDR almost every post because I know that's too much effort to read...but it's there for the flavor. ))

[Mortus]

I just want to say that I love you all equally. Well, except Frank. He creeps me out. But for now, I'm going to have to pass on Visigoth. He just wasn't able to satisfy my lustful ways. With chocolate.

[Okaros]

Dude... do you even punctuate?

Who has time to punctuate these days? We're all so... busy.

Now shapeshift into something interesting and come back to the party.

[RaveBomb]

Sure thing man-meat.

[Iron Clad Burrito]

Wait, that's that American that was on S1 of the rejuvenated Dr. Who, right? The one who I still haven't been able to figure out why the hell they bothered to put him in a story arc in the first damned place?

[Hellheart]

Wait, that's that American that was on S1 of the rejuvenated Dr. Who, right? The one who I still haven't been able to figure out why the hell they bothered to put him in a story arc in the first damned place?

(( My GF watches Doctor Who. This is going to sound really ridiculous, but I actually can't because the obviously-fake monsters/aliens/etc actually give me nightmares. It's a kid-friendly show, for God's sake, and I can't even watch half of the episodes. ))

[RaveBomb]

That... that is pretty damn ridiculous. And saddening.

Are you scared by thunder as well? If you are, you might be a wolf.

End of day in an hour right?

[Okaros]

Sure thing man-meat.

<3

But it's not fair, you went and made yourself all human for me. Let me at least change species for you too.

[Iron Clad Burrito]

Wait, that's that American that was on S1 of the rejuvenated Dr. Who, right? The one who I still haven't been able to figure out why the hell they bothered to put him in a story arc in the first damned place?

(( My GF watches Doctor Who. This is going to sound really ridiculous, but I actually can't because the obviously-fake monsters/aliens/etc actually give me nightmares. It's a kid-friendly show, for God's sake, and I can't even watch half of the episodes. ))

I won't say I LOVE the show... took me a long time to decide I liked it enough to watch more than an ep or two a month. But I'm told (by my kids, who are hella-hooked on the show) that it gets better when David Tennant took over, which I am just about to start watching.

[Okaros]

Wait, that's that American that was on S1 of the rejuvenated Dr. Who, right? The one who I still haven't been able to figure out why the hell they bothered to put him in a story arc in the first damned place?

Look at your Doctor, now back to me/RaveBomb, now back to your Doctor, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me.

And that's all the reason the networks needed to give me my own show after my guest appearance with the Doctor.

[RaveBomb]

Did someone call for a Doctor?

[Iron Clad Burrito]

Did someone call for a Doctor?

That depends. ((for this joke, pretend I changed my avatar)) Is it lupus?

[Omega]

Did you want to play Doctor?

[Griffypoo]

I'm going with Hellheart, because now I can't be the Macho Man. Guess I'll just be dead about it.

[Hellheart]

I'm going with Hellheart, because now I can't be the Macho Man. Guess I'll just be dead about it.

(( You could be the Ultimate Warrior AND SAY NONSENSICAL THINGS IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME or be Hulk Hogan and call everyone "Brother" and mention Hulkamania at least once every other sentence ))

[Hellheart]

((
Hellheart (5) -- neckless, Okaros, twdog, visigoth, Griffypoo
Mister E. Meat (4) -- spheno, Zark, Rave, Ryvvn,
Visigoth (4) -- DOM, Admetus, Omega, Mortus
DastardlyOldMan (2) -- Furin, rekard,
RaveBomb (2) -- Meta4, Wasabi
dferrantino (1) -- ICB
Ryvvn (1) -- MEM
Mortus (1) -- dferrantino
))

[Hellheart]

(( In the lead with 30 minutes to go and MEM's vote hanging out on a singleton.

You really don't want to lynch me Day 1. I'm going to take more than one player with me. It's going to get ugly. ))

[Admetus]

If you had re-written that vote tally using your wrestling names, that would have been a passive-aggressive masterpiece.

I think we have a half hour until day's end, is that right?

[Hellheart]

If you had re-written that vote tally using your wrestling names, that would have been a passive-aggressive masterpiece.

I think we have a half hour until day's end, is that right?

(( 1:00 AM GMT is indeed in 30 minutes. I'm just not sure how many people will be around to check this late/early, and as funny as an early bloodbath would be it's probably not going to work out well since I have no idea who's linked this early. ))

[Clearasday]

Day ends in 20 mins.

Day 2 post will be brief and to the point as im at the girlfriends, but it shall be updated and inundated with nonsensical text later in the day.

[Griffypoo]

*GRUNTS* *SNORTS* *SNARLS*

SCRATCH THAT LAST VOTE, I BEEN INSPIRED BY THE FURY OF THE FIGHTER I SEE BEFORE ME WHO CANNOT MATCH THAT OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BUT STILL IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOKS OF HISTORY AS ONE OF THE ANCIENTS

I GOTTA GO WITH THAT PANSY VISIGOTH, FEEDING ME WITH THE POWER TO VOTE WITH HIS LACK OF MANIA, MADNESS, OR POWERFUL FORCE

LOOK AT ME VISIGOTH

LOOK AT ME

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, AAHAAHAAGH

[7-zark-7]

Welcome
<<snip>>
GM Notes:
<<snip>>
[*]There are 2 Bigamists, 2 Vengeful lovers, 1 Backup lover, 1 Scorned lover and 18 Lovers.
[*]There are no other special roles.
[*]There are 5 Wolves.

So 5 wolves is a reasonable 20%. Low perhaps, given the scorned lover angle & lack of a maul

And you're hoping to discern their identity by Penis size?

More by voting pattern, although you raise a good point, bipeds generally aren't well endowed - except for horses of course. Did I ever tell you about the summer I spent on a ranch in Montana? We called him lightning...

Please, please just stop talking. I think I'm going to be ill

His mane was pitch black, with a streak of silver through it. One day, I took him out to the meadow, I had an apple. Lightning loved Apples...

No, Can't hear you. Lalalala

More in a bit,

7z7

[Hellheart]

*GRUNTS* *SNORTS* *SNARLS*

SCRATCH THAT LAST VOTE, I BEEN INSPIRED BY THE FURY OF THE FIGHTER I SEE BEFORE ME WHO CANNOT MATCH THAT OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BUT STILL IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOKS OF HISTORY AS ONE OF THE ANCIENTS

I GOTTA GO WITH THAT PANSY VISIGOTH, FEEDING ME WITH THE POWER TO VOTE WITH HIS LACK OF MANIA, MADNESS, OR POWERFUL FORCE

LOOK AT ME VISIGOTH

LOOK AT ME

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, AAHAAHAAGH

(( ))

I'm glad you've seen the light Ultimate Warrior yeah the Ultimate Madness can rise again and we can take on all comers yeah just like we had Ric Flair and Mr. Perfect dead to rights oh yeah you know that nobody can stop us because they're too busy running away or covering their ears like we're going to explode yeah AND WE ARE because we're like a ticking time bomb yeah you don't know when it'll go offfffffffff, but you know it's going to hurt when it does oh yeah.

(( EDIT: For those who don't know, Randy Savage and the Ultimate Warrior are famous for being the two loudest and most nonsensical wrestlers in the old WWF. Whenever they interviewed together they shouted out an awful lot of words, looked really strained, and in the end nobody had any idea what they actually said. Awesome stuff! ))

[Griffypoo]

More by voting pattern, although you raise a good point, bipeds generally aren't well endowed - except for horses of course.

HORSES ARE QUADRUPEDS YOU BATH TUB WEARING TOWER OF IGNORANCE but then I guess I SHOULDNT EXPECT you to be A MASTER of NOTICING HOW MANY LEGS THINGS HAVE LIKE THE ULTIMATE

*snrrrrrrrrrrrrrk*

WARRIOR

[7-zark-7]

HORSES ARE QUADRUPEDS YOU BATH TUB WEARING TOWER OF IGNORANCE

Griffy, darling. I assure you, I had Lightning standing up straight that night

Gods, will you please stop encouraging her?

More in a bit,

7z7

[Hellheart]

(( Vote for Visigoth. Reference to previous game where he won a coinflip to steal the first true Sociopath victory away from me ))

Pissy Goth you tried to put the nail in the coffin yeah but you aren't the Undertaker yeah no matter how many times you try to beat me down I riiiiise again oh yeah I'm like a phoenix yeah because I'm on fire and you may knock me down but I get up again oh yeah because you're NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN and you're going to die trying yeah because it's your turn to lose this time yeah I'm not going to let you take away my title and then take away my life that's just not going to happen it's not in the cards and it never will be.

[Griffypoo]

(( EDIT: For those who don't know, Randy Savage and the Ultimate Warrior are famous for being the two loudest and most nonsensical wrestlers in the old WWF. Whenever they interviewed together they shouted out an awful lot of words, looked really strained, and in the end nobody had any idea what they actually said. Awesome stuff! ))

((The Ultimate Warrior:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkEl_R0dTfY

The Macho Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

For comparison, so you can all notice the subtle differences in their nonsensical ranting.))