Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

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Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby rekard » 16 May 2014, 06:41:49

Before deciding what to do with the name and the vault, let's get some appetizers. Talk and mingle. Make alliances. Kick someone in the nuts.

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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby dferrantino » 16 May 2014, 08:25:01

/me kicks Ryvvn in the nuts.

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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby rekard » 16 May 2014, 08:26:39

That's the spirit. Everyone should learn from dferrantino and randomly say Qwijibo

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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby Admetus » 16 May 2014, 09:19:51

Qwijibo?

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Postby Okaros » 16 May 2014, 09:24:16

/me kicks Admetus in the Ryvvn.
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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby dferrantino » 16 May 2014, 09:24:39

Admetus wrote:Qwijibo?

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Postby rekard » 16 May 2014, 09:44:26

And dferrantino strikes again! Impressive I must say. Oh my. We need a lot of water. Catering brought too many pretzels.

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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby RaveBomb » 16 May 2014, 11:45:47

Why Horsio say obijivq? This not word. There no meaning here.
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Postby Hellheart » 16 May 2014, 11:53:38

Where are we, anyway?

Apparently nobody knows where we are. Every time I ask somebody, they just ask me where we are.

Like they were using the Socratic Method.

I don't think they were being sarcastic, Gus. It sounded sincere. But there was something odd about their question. You know the noise people make at the end of a question?

I know the noise you make at the end of a rhetorical question.

Close enough. When they asked me where we were, that sound was made longer...it was longerer...it was elongated.

Prolonged.

Right. I can sense that something's wrong here, very wrong, and we're going to get to the bottom of this

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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby stigmata » 16 May 2014, 12:23:32

Gentlemen, my jacuzzi water grows tepid.

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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby RaveBomb » 16 May 2014, 12:43:23

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This NOT what Horsio think when you say jacuzzi!
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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby rekard » 16 May 2014, 13:01:53

Reminder: Day 1 begins Monday at 9 PM ET

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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby rekard » 16 May 2014, 15:07:06

Rumors abound. A secret club named The Millionaire Club wants the vault fortune for themselves without caring about the legacy of ????.

Beware those wolves. They will do anything, I mean anything to do their bidding.

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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby Simple_Simon » 16 May 2014, 15:42:16

rekard wrote:Rumors abound. A secret club named The Millionaire Club wants the vault fortune for themselves without caring about the legacy of ????.

Beware those wolves. They will do anything, I mean anything to do their bidding.


[+] Batteries and stuff
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Now let's ... I say ... let's get us some dogs.
For what it's worth, though, his talking to himself is awfully entertaining.-sphen
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he is a master bullshitter so he could just take things out of his own ass or whatever comes from his mind to argue.-Rekard

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Postby Blindsniper83 » 16 May 2014, 16:06:37

Simple_Simon wrote:
Now let's ... I say ... let's get us some dogs.

i read that in foghorns voice

:flail:
RaveBomb making a lot of sense is how you know you're past the point of no return and that death is the only escape.

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Postby Simple_Simon » 16 May 2014, 16:19:22

Blindsniper83 wrote:
Simple_Simon wrote:
Now let's ... I say ... let's get us some dogs.

i read that in foghorns voice

:flail:


[+] Size not a gif this time
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That's the joke son.

Boy's 'bout as sharp as a bag of wet mice.
For what it's worth, though, his talking to himself is awfully entertaining.-sphen
You're adorable-Rave
he is a master bullshitter so he could just take things out of his own ass or whatever comes from his mind to argue.-Rekard

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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby MaxFrost » 16 May 2014, 16:44:25

Rrrrhhhaawwwwkkkkk.


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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby MaxFrost » 16 May 2014, 16:52:46

*MaxFrost glares at his watch, then pulls out small tablet. It reads*

Code: Select all

Well, guess my throat doesn't want to C00P3r473....
It is a pleasure to /\/\347 you all.
I look forward to our future \/\/0r|< together.

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Postby 7-zark-7 » 16 May 2014, 17:28:03

rekard wrote:Reminder: Day 1 begins Monday at 9 PM ET


The very rock yawns with anticipation of your next fascinating move. Best keep active:

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((True story: the floor of the new Tonight Show studio is a 6" slab of concrete poured on a platform over a field of springs. This is for acoustic separation, and because the Roots are a loud band. It's also why if you watch the construction, you don't see the superstructure for the stands being attached to the wall.

http://www.today.com/entertainment/watch-tonight-show-studios-makeover-60-seconds-2D79455470

Without the mass of the set and audience area, it's possible to get the floor to move if you get enough people around the idea, which is why there were a dozen senior VP's jumping up and down together this past winter in studio 6B. It wasn't enough - they had to bring in others to help. My point is you typically don't see that kind of cooperation outside of a ropes course, or perhaps that ~other~ special club we don't speak of, but I can't hear this quote without, ironically, thinking of work.))

More in a bit,

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Postby Ryvvn » 16 May 2014, 22:16:55

It has recently come to pass that the Noble House of Rymphltyxvu has fallen under the control of some rather odd robots* with delusions of benevolence (when all they really seem to want is to push me down a flight of stairs), and as such, I've currently taken measures to protect my own self by retreating to the depths of basements; however, I shall endeavor to send and receive a courier each day, so that I might remain informed of the ongoing shenanigans and weigh in when applicable.

*some claim I should have been destined to foresee such an enemy, but all I ever saw was the devastating might of CandyChoke's latest temporary alliance.

((and this will be my only contribution of light RP for this game as I haven't taken the time to find a suitable avatar and I'll likely have to play the majority via phone))

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Postby Ryvvn » 16 May 2014, 22:28:14

dferrantino wrote:/me kicks Ryvvn in the nuts.

Okaros wrote:/me kicks Admetus in the Ryvvn.

As if the space robots weren't enough.

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Postby Rictus » 17 May 2014, 05:46:33

My, my, my.... Isn't this a wonderful turn of events. Always happy to see my fellow nobles. Especially that nice guy from the lands of Candychoke. Such a fantastic job at the end there.

My brother was Lord Sikrit back then, I was on campaign. But he always made sure to keep me abreast with the latest about the court intrigues. And he picked the most wonderful spies for his messengers...mmmmhhhhmmm...

What? Oh yes.

I will admit our lands suffered terribly during the last war. My brother, while a loyal Draker, had some peculiar ideas about right and wrong, black and white. We stood strong with the rightful king but an... overzealous... lynch mob developed one day. With no legitimate target they decided to burn my lord's guildhouse to the ground, salt our lands, and sell our women and children into slavery. An assassin came bearing a poisoned blade, and his shadow fell on my brother.

I returned to a wasteland, a dead brother, and a complete lack of civil society. My country looked like something out of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, but without that slut Daenerys.

It was difficult, but we have managed to rebuild our great society. Now we stand ready with all true Draker lords to discuss the redemption of the house of ????, and the opening of the vault.




By the way, If you should see this miserable little creature, please let me know immediately. I owe him for my brother's death. Apparently he used something atomic.



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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby FurinMirado » 17 May 2014, 07:04:57

rekard wrote:Rumors abound. A secret club named The Millionaire Club wants the vault fortune for themselves without caring about the legacy of ????.

Beware those wolves. They will do anything, I mean anything to do their bidding.

On a related note, today's burger is the "Kohlrab-ber Baron Burger". It is served with kholrabi.

What??

It's a play on words, Louise.

If those rich geezers think they're going to beat me to the vault they've got another thing coming. They will rue the day they heard the name Louise Belcher! Tina! Stop staring creepily at that horse and meet me in my office.

Your office?

The corner booth. Meet me in the corner booth.

Oh, that office. Bye Horsio...I want to brush your mane.

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Postby Rictus » 17 May 2014, 10:07:03

(( I really thought about role playing coach mcgurk from home movies. Then see if somebody would RP Sterling Archer. You'd have to read the entire thread in H J Benjamin's voice. )) :)
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Postby Blindsniper83 » 17 May 2014, 13:23:57

Rictus wrote:(( I really thought about role playing coach mcgurk from home movies. Then see if somebody would RP Sterling Archer. You'd have to read the entire thread in H J Benjamin's voice. )) :)



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Postby Meta4 » 18 May 2014, 09:24:04

I have absolutely no clue what the theme of this game is, so here's Burt Reynolds with a big hat. It's funny.
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Postby 7-zark-7 » 18 May 2014, 11:27:07

Meta4 wrote:I have absolutely no clue what the theme of this game is


Behold: Mirthshire. Industrious citizens go about their daily business with care, enthusiasm and diligence. There is no crime and everyone is working for the common good. It is a disaster of a place and deserves razing… you know what to do, Keeper

Meta4 wrote:here's Burt Reynolds with a big hat. It's funny.


you have bewitched a hero... Quickly, to the torture chamber!

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Postby That PJ » 19 May 2014, 04:24:11

Alright, I'm here now, the party can begin. Let's crack this vault open and get the tasty, badass legacy that is surely due the noble house of ????.

Then we'll go forth into the world and--oh man, is that crab dip? Nobody said there was crab dip. I'll--we can go deal with the vault in a moment, let me just grab one of these little plates and see what else is in this spread.
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Postby Aldax » 19 May 2014, 07:06:09

Late to the party, but here I am.
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Postby Mister E. Meat » 19 May 2014, 10:03:17

Rictus wrote:(( I really thought about role playing coach mcgurk from home movies. Then see if somebody would RP Sterling Archer. You'd have to read the entire thread in H J Benjamin's voice. )) :)

I was told there would be canapes? Hopefully not any of that low class fare that seems so common at these events like, blech, hamburgers.


((Edit: in case anyone doesn't watch PBS' WordGirl, Reginald is also voiced by H Jon Benjamin ))
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Postby 7-zark-7 » 19 May 2014, 10:45:34

Mister E. Meat wrote:I was told there would be canapes?


Keeper, there is a dead body in your punch bowl. Outstanding!

More in a bit,

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Postby rekard » 19 May 2014, 16:26:22

I have setup the rules. Please put attention to the PM part since they will be limited.

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Re: Day Zero : Time to gather and enjoy.

Postby Okaros » 19 May 2014, 18:46:47

There's no earthly way of knowing
which direction we are going...

There's no knowing what we're posting...
Or which way the threads are flowing...

Is it raining, is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of game is showing so the danger must be growing...
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly Reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing for the rekard keeps on posting!

And he's certainly not showing
Any sign that he is slowing!


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