Next Stop: Puerto Rico?
Greetings fellow passengers of the S.S. Ozymandias. As you may have realized, Iron Clad Burrito and Omega are no longer in control of this ship. Don’t let that distress you, we still want you to enjoy your vacation, we’re just, well, tired of working for them. To that end, we’ve taken the bridge, and we’re headed for a safe port where we can enjoy our own tropical vacation. All we need you to do is sit back, relax, and enjoy the cruise. And don’t make any trouble.
One other thing. A minor point really. There is still one among you who we need you to find for us. A new guy, assigned to the cruise at the last minute. A Junior Assistant Purser who really should be in the Brig, it would be great if you could hand him over…
Speaking of the former management of this establishment, The Fairy Catmother, was the last Security Officer, and we’ve relieved her of her duties. All we ask is that you continue to eat, drink, and enjoy the sun. This will all be over soon.
Later… rekard, who had noticed the mutineers leading FCM to the aft section of the ship (as opposed to where the Brig actually was) saw the three masked assailants unceremoniously toss a bound and gagged catmother over the railing. One unintended squeal later, and he too was cast into the deep.
rekard, Passenger, Lynched
The Fairy Catmother, Security Officer, Mauled
Admetus (3) - Aldax, Jrsthethird, rekard
rekard (3) - The Fairy Catmother, DastardlyOldMan, Visigoth
dferrantino (2) - Ryvvn, sphenodont
Jrsthethird (2) - Admetus, RaveBomb
Ryvvn (1) - dferrantino
Did Not Vote
(1) - ClearasdayThe GM says this:
rekard and FCM will be held in Limbo, pending CAD's participation tomorrow.
