Day 5: Russian Virgin Islands

[The Lazy GM]

Bang! rekard has shot dferrantino!

dferrantino was a Human at the moment of his death.

[The Lazy GM]

I guess I should get around to wrapping up the day or something? Let's see...

[The Lazy GM]

Well, nobody's bothering to tally votes so I guess I'll just wing it.

sphenodont is lynched.

He was a Human at the moment of his death.

rekard is mauled.

He was a Human at the moment of his death.

[The Lazy GM]

To the current Seer, your result from last night is: Your target is Human.

[Ryvvn]

Lazy GM,

Can you please provide a short list of who is still alive in this game?

[The Lazy GM]

Lazy GM,

Can you please provide a short list of who is still alive in this game?

That sounds an awful lot like work.

[The Lazy GM]

Fine, I updated the player list for you.

[DastardlyOldMan]

Ha! So these are all lazy vig shots, in that the targets are all still alive, eh?

Well, if we're going to be lazy about it, I can do that. We should totally lynch a wolf.

#Vote for: A Wolf

[Ryvvn]

This is purely meta, but I think

#Vote for: Fairy Catmother

is a greater than even chance of electing to be a wolf if given the option.

[The Fairy Catmother]

This is purely meta, but I think

#Vote for: Fairy Catmother

is a greater than even chance of electing to be a wolf if given the option.

Quite true. However, by the time I requested to be one, I was informed all wolf spots were taken.

Seeing as we’re encouraged to break rules, can we totally try DOM’s idea and

#Vote for: a wolf

[Admetus]

There's no way this will backfire!

#Vote for: a wolf

[Jrsthethird]

I believe FCM. I tried to be a wolf too but was denied as the slots were full.

I don’t think that having a single wagon is smart if this “a wolf” ploy doesn’t work. I’ll suggest

#Vote for: Omega

as an alternative.

[RaveBomb]

I live? I LIVE!

There are some serious shannagens afoot.

#Vote for: a wolf

there is no way this goes wrong.

[The Lazy GM]

I live? I LIVE!

You call that living?

[Aldax]

I'm one upping your game

#Vote for: The Wolf

[dferrantino]

This. I like this.

#Vote for: A Wolf

[RaveBomb]

I live? I LIVE!

You call that living?

You're not my real Dad!

[Admetus]

Current vote tally. Gotta be helpful, yaknow.

A wolf - DastarlyOldMan, The Fairy Catmother, Admetus, RaveBomb, Aldax, dferrantino
The Fairy Catmother - Ryvvn
Omega - Jrsthethird

[dferrantino]

#Vote for: Vig: The Lazy GM

[The Lazy GM]

Bang! dferrantino has shot The Lazy GM!

Hey, wait, no...

[The Lazy GM]

You really shouldn't have done that.
*wheez*
What'd I ever do to you?

[The Fairy Catmother]

Anyone understand why so many vig shots have gone off, but nobody’s been killed?

[Ryvvn]

You really shouldn't have done that.
*wheez*
What'd I ever do to you?

What do we do if the day never ends because the GM’s been shot?

[The Lazy GM]

What do we do if the day never ends because the GM’s been shot?

(You go see Black Panther. It's amazing.)

[The Lazy GM]

Before I go... you should *gasp* know that I've... always...

*ZZZT*

Simulation terminated.